i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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