Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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