Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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