So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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