She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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