Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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