i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I could make wine with my vomit
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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