i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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