I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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