Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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