I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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