All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
