oh god the rape fog is back!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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