I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize