So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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