I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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