I wannas sexs uuuuu
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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