I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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