Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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