How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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