Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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