Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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