He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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