According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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