Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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