she was so not down for the gang bang
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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