Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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