did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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