Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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