I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i was born a porn star she said
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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