Don't you send me to vm
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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