and you said cock pushups were impossible
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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