btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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