ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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