Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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