Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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