Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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