I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
He felt like a one man threesome
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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