im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I bet he comes in French.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
i drank out of a bidet.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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