You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
