He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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