And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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