Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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