Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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