did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
