hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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