Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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