Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
