PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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