D3 body, D1 cock
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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