i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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