i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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