you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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