Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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