Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
