i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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