At least make sure they are 18
Why
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
