I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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