Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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